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funny sms

Free SMS Jokes and funny smsjokes

Teacher:class is three any 1 of u have ever slept with a goast; five rose up their hands techer: i of come infront and tell us how was it like teacher: can you tell us how was it like sleeping with goast? leaner: sir did u say goast, i thought u said goat?


So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!


Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God


Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.


KITKAT-" Kiss In Time Kiss At Time " PERK-"Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss " MUNCH-" Meet Urgently Now For A Charming Hug. So Think B'fore giving choclate 2 any 1


2 gnanny's are on the church,for almost 3 hours now nd one says ey my boot is going 2 sleep now onether one reply"i know i heard them snored 3 times"


One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading


thsound of people right now having sex. million of people right now having sleep. 10 million of people right now have doing there work. But one stupied, ass, is reading this message.

new year msg

New Year SMS collection

May The Year 2009 Bring for You Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*


I Wish in 2009 You get...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!


Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.


Happy Sankranti, Happy Holi, Happy Janmasti, Happy Rakhsa bandan, Happy Diwali, Merry Christmas. Sorry I meant Happy New Year


Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!


There is only one difference
between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep
whereas Aim requires sleepless efforts.


My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.


When the mid-nite bell rings tonight... Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2008.


BREAKING NEWS: Kidnapped and murdered by own child. The year 2008 has been kidnapped and murdered by year 2009. Wish you very happy new year.

lovels sms

Lovely SMS and Lovely Text Messages

love is sacrifies that why i will do sacrifies all life.beause i love you more than u think


Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!


One day I will drop a tear drop in the OCEAN and the day I found I will stop loving you


i don't think anything about you.i briefly believe that you are only mine.and its come my heart ,you know nothing about you how much bueaty you own your imagine.realy i miss u.


I'm sole dwn here & its cold, ineed some 1 who will keep warn, i'm locked in a solitary place with a hope that our relationship could be like this 4eva, that is life time promise love you very much.


takHar karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun. submited


Baby dont 4get dat NTOKOZO loves u. U'll be ma man 4 eternity. I LOVE & MISS U BABY. pLZ BE MINE!!!


Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!


Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!


I JST WONA TELL U DAT I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I MEAN IT AND HAVE A NICE DAY.


Aye zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar main jindarahun uske bina ye du na kar koi dekhta hai usko to hoti hai jalan aye hawa tu bhi usko chhua na kar


I LOVE U TRUST ME PLS I AM ONLY YOURS WHEN U COMES THEN SEE HOW CAN I LOVE U


COURT ORDER! you are accused of stealing my feelings and break my heart with the love that will never end NO BAIL! I luv you forever


takHar karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.

love text msgs

Love Text Messages

I feel something in my heart; it's like a little flame,
every time I see you, there is a spark and this flame lights up,
this flame is special for me and for you too,
because it only happens wen I am with you and also because I LOVE YOU!


Think of me, you know that I should be with you if I could,
I will come around to see you once in a while or if I ever neeed a reason to smile,
And spend the night if you think I should...


have liked many but loved very few, yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with You.


God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you darling. If he did, I won't be able to afford to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.


If you have LOVE in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.


Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.


All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U.. R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

love quotes

Cute Love Quotes Collection

First time I saw you, I was scared to touch you. First time I touched you, I was scared to kiss you. First time I kissed you, I was scared to love you. But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you!


Good bye is a little word,that causes so much pain,the friend you hold now,might never meet you again.So never say bye always say meet u again...


A boy loved a girl, girl of his dreams.... He handed her 12 roses,11 real & last 1 artificial & said, "I'll love you till the last one dies.


Love is like cigarette,it starts with fire,continues with smoke & ends in ashes. But we r after all chain smokers!!!


Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!


Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.


I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.


I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.i asked God 4 an angel and he gave me u!


Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.


If you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop wen it's tym for me to "GO".


While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you.

love poem

Love Poems and romantic love poems

A relationship is like a rose,
How long it lasts, no one knows;
Love can erase an awful past,
Love can be yours, you'll see at last;
To feel that love, it makes you sigh;
To have it leave, you'd rather die;
You hope you've found that special rose,
Cause you love and care for the one you chose.


Vest in me your life, as I in you,
All we are and have, and ever will.
Love must make the choice, for good or ill,
Ever choosing blindly what we do.
Nor can we reason such a choice, or view
The consequence and total up the bill.
In all that matters most, we wait until
No choice remains but what we know is true.
Embrace me, then, on this day of love,
'Ere we turn again to restless days
Somnambulant, redundant, querulous,
Days that pass but never salient prove,
As now we can find joy beneath the maze,
Years rich with the refrain that we are us.


Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.
You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.
I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.
Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever.

DIWALI

Deepawali SMS: A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year


Lal Gulabi RANG hai, Jhoom raha SANSAR, Suraj ki Kirne Khushiyon ki BAHAR, Chand ki Chandni, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak ho Apko DIWALI ka tyohar....


This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali!


Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...


Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali


Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali


Diwali SMS: Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali that leads you on the road of Success.

Next Diwali SMS page. [More DiwaliSMS at cool-sms.text.com]

hi

durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.(bhanu 9009996660)

fun

Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.(bhanu 9009996660)

hhhhhhhh

Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

haa

vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

sms

Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...

fun sms

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

fun

meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?
leda?
ayite Ikkada choodoooo..............................!
kinda
kinda
inka kinda
inka inka
inka
inka
inka
inka......................
Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............
57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

diwali

Diwali is a symbol of HOPE for humankind. May it bring universal compassion, inner joy of peace, love and the awareness of the ONENESS of all

funny

Messages levu..

Phone ledu..

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu

Naaku tension gaa vundi..

Eni ayyindi?

Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

gd mrg

I just love when morning gets here, because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my beloved. what a lovely way to start my day.
Very Good Morning

YSR

కమ్ముకొస్తున్న ఈ కారు మేఘాలు నువ్వు   చనిపోయవని విర్రవీగుతున్నాయి రాజన్న నువ్వు మండే అగ్నివని వాటికీ తెలియదు ఈ రోజు నువ్వు అస్తమించోచు గాక కాని పేద ప్రజాలను రక్షించ దానికి ఆ నల్ల్లమల్ల అడవిని చిల్చుకుంటూ మల్లి పుడతావు  రాజన్న(YSR).

Fwd: hi

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ramanth rac <ramanth.rac@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Oct 5, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Subject: hi
To: ramanthreddy <ramanthreddy@gmail.com>



 Angel Kiss...

Someone who cares about you thought you could use some angel kisses. Angel kisses have the power to make you feel better and give you hope. Just one angel kiss will make your troubles disappear, and you'll suddenly have the motivation you need to complete a difficult task. Run your cursor over the angels to receive your angel kiss. and you'll feel a sense of warmth and happiness that will last the whole day. Even if it's rainy outside, nothing but sunshine will come your way.